Enough About You, Let's Talk About Me

My traffic has skyrocketed this week thanks to Google Image Search, Carla's funbags (you're welcome; NSFW) and some linkage from Uncle Grambo. So, naturally, I've almost completely stopped posting, thereby driving away all my potential new readers. I've also made promises I haven't kept (Star Wars is awesome. The end.), and am now creating a post about why I'm not posting, to be ended with a comment about how there are so many great posts to come in the future. I have become what I hate.

My internet service and my free time, have been quite spotty of late, but after this weekend, The Precogs enters a new era. Do you think you can handle all this?

Dear god, I'm lame.