S Is For Subject-Verb Agreement

Once again, I'm on the cutting edge of that three dimensional circle composed of blogs as I bring you this hott link from last week ...

Cookie Monster To Cut Back On The Cookies

Now, I'm not going to tell the Children's Television Workshop how to do its job, and I'm not going to rant and rave about idiot parents who can't control what they feed their own children. But if you honestly believe that C-Dog influences kids and that ultimately his behavior will be reflected in our society, how about you start by teaching him proper grammar? I mean, has the big guy ever uttered a complete thought that obeyed even the most basic laws of sentence construction? When "Me love cookies" is pushing the limits of language ability, I think diet is the least of his social problems. Let's face facts. Sooner or later, Susan and Gordon will be in a nursing home and without the proper skills to enter the workforce, the poor bastard's going to be taking a shiv to Oscar just for a shot at an oatmeal raisin. Get him into some night classes or maybe a Sylvan seminar. Something.

Oh, yeah, one more thing ... HE'S A FUCKING MONSTER. Half the time he's content to eat surfboards and typewriters. Who gives a shit if he scarfs down a couple extra Oreos before dinner?