Look Away, Baby, Look Away

I think I got the permanent Heisman tonight from this girly girl I've had a crush on for about nine months. It shouldn't really take that long for me to get the picture, but I'm a) not very bright and b) pretty stubborn. Throw in a healthy pinch of desperation and that's a tough nut to crack. I can hold to my delusions for a long time, missy, so I hope you brought something to read.

Actually, I think I can finally give up on her. No, I can't. Yes, I will. No, probably not. She hates me. I love her. No, I don't. She's stupid. I'm a jerk. It's not over. Yes, it really is.

Dammit.