It's Not Stealing, It's Called Homage

Peace The Fork Out (© Thighmaster, Inc.) to Prince Rainier III of Monaco.

Greatest Man Ever? Consider:

• Head of State for the world's most awesome casino/nudie beach
• Despite controlling less than one square mile of land area, routinely stuck it to the French
• Not afraid to wear epaulets
• Three kids, including two crazy/hot daughters who double-handedly kept People magazine in business during the 1980s
• Daughter No. 2, Princess Stephanie, also invented the topless paparazzi photo
• Could have called himself King Rainier, but didn't. He rolled like that
• Andohbytheway ... married the absolute hottttest woman in the history of carbon-based life forms —
  one Miss Grace Patricia Kelly.

Not. Too. Shabby.