I, Blogger

Is there a word for those who are addicted to their own Site Meter? (Besides pathetic.) This blog is still an infant, and hasn't really caught fire like some others I could mention. In fact, I'm pretty sure that most people don't even get the concept behind it. Still, I check my stats more than I check my breathing, because while I only average less than a dozen visitors a day, I cherish every single one of them. Each referral is like one of my childrens. You all mean something special to me and I love you all equally. Every page view is like balm for my tormented soul. Every Google search that brings you to my door is validation that I am one with this planet, that I am a part of the firmament; a digital hand reaching out to touch the cosmos so that I might spin one tiny thread on this fragile web we call life.

Come to me, humble visitors! Let us unite, that we might journey as one to the bounds of our very humanity!

But no dudes, okay? No offense, but this blog just don't swing that way.