Enough About You, Let's Talk About Me

My traffic has skyrocketed this week thanks to Google Image Search, Carla's funbags (you're welcome; NSFW) and some linkage from Uncle Grambo. So, naturally, I've almost completely stopped posting, thereby driving away all my potential new readers. I've also made promises I haven't kept (Star Wars is awesome. The end.), and am now creating a post about why I'm not posting, to be ended with a comment about how there are so many great posts to come in the future. I have become what I hate.

My internet service and my free time, have been quite spotty of late, but after this weekend, The Precogs enters a new era. Do you think you can handle all this?

Dear god, I'm lame.

Revenge Of Moo U

Two baby wolverines were just born at the Detroit Zoo. (Way to breed in captivity, by the way, since you apparently can't do it the wild anymore.) They were quickly dubbed with the bestest ever monikers of Sparty and Bucky.

Suck on that, Ann Arbor! Don't like it? Then get your own goddamn vet school and start turning out some animal science majors, you effin hippies! What up with M.A.C.?

What It's Like In The D™

Busy week this week. Thursday, it's down to The D™ for Sith madness, backed by the double bill of Last Tourist/The Prime Ministers. Friday, it's Los Tigres vs. Snakes at the ballyard, then I imagine all kinds of drinking and whatnot. Plus, I gotta pack and do laundry and close the books with my soon-to-be former employer. Between that and all the shaving, my plate is full.

Hey, does "precog" mean something in Italiano? About 45% of my visitors end up here from google.it, and I don't think I'm what they're looking for. At least bring some pizza with you or something.

There's The Droid I Was Looking For

If you read this and still doubt my nerdom, I offer you this as proof:

Last night, I opened a box and found R2, who I had not seen nor used in probably 10 years. Plugged him in. Came to life like it was yesterday. So much joy!

Still don't believe me? Check this out. (Thanks be to Achtung, Baby!)

No, this...

Now, I'm not saying I would do anything illegal ... but I would kill someone ... in front of they own mamma ... for that belt buckle.

F' You, Sy Sperling

I want you to cover your bald head in oil, and rub it all over my naked body.

Don't Know What You Got (Til It's Gone)

Am I right, people?

I am in temporary housing for the next few weeks and I have no internet at home. It's horrible! What am I? A goddamn caveman? I live in a blue state for Pete's sake! This shouldn't be happening. Oh, god I ... throat constricting ... can't breathe ... must ... check ... whatevs ....

I also don't have cable tv anymore, which I don't miss at all, except that I didn't get to see ER last night. There's only two episodes left in the season, and after that my tv commitments are done until at least September. And Carter's leaving! I'm really worried about how this will affect my Luka/John slash fiction. I mean ... um ... Noah Wyle's cool ... I guess.

Anyhoo ... did any one see ER last night? If you did and can give me a rundown, I'd mail you a cookie in appreciation.

Call Me "The Beige Wonder"

I couldn't resist ... (thanks be to Christie)

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To sum up: I'm an athletically gifted 12-year-old baseball player, with super-human speed, who also works as a computer programmer for various government agencies. And you love me for it.

Movin' Out (Dashiell's Song)

Peace the fork out, 1325, Apt. 3!

Your ivory-colored walls and light beige carpeting couldn't hold me forever. I need to be free baby! What? No, don't say that. This is hard enough as it is. Why you gotta be like that? See, this is why I'm leaving! You never understood me! NEVER!!!