Tuesday, November 14, 2006

What An Asshole

It's official. O.J. Simpson is the most despicable human being alive. And I'm not at all surprised that Fox is willing to help him in cash on what amounts to the biggest "fuck you" to a victim's family in the history of anything. Maybe if Fox tied Fred Goldman to a chair, dug up Ron's corpse in front of him so that they could take pictures of it holding the Heisman trophy, and then had O.J. take out his cock and slap Fred in the face with it, then maybe—maybe—that would be slightly more humiliating than allowing this douchebag prick to go on national television and say, "I killed your son and got away with it. Want to hear what it felt like when I cut his throat?" Forget the money. How can anyone at that network who helps to put this on the air go to sleep at night?

Jesus Christ, that guy is an asshole.

5 Comments:

Helen the Felon said...

I totally agree. The bright side, however, is that double jeopardy does not necessarily apply in cases where incriminating evidence not previously known to the people is introduced. This can include a confession by the accused. If he makes a single misstep in response to a question, it could be enough for him to be brought up on new murder charges. If that happens, I'm throwing a party.

I really wanna see what his defenders have to say after this shit airs. I mean, seriously, people.

11/15/2006 12:49 PM  
poor man said...

I'm at a loss for words.

Calling OJ a douchebag just seems an insult to the upstanding bags of douches everywhere.

11/15/2006 7:28 PM  
Dashiell said...

Yeah, if there's any way an enterprising lawyer can use this against him, that would be kind of awesome. Double Jeopardy or no, you can't confess to a crime and just get away with it.

11/18/2006 12:09 AM  
Anonymous said...

In a different prospective, OJ was found innocent and remains so in my eyes. A scorned and vendictive asshole called Fred Goldman is the criminal here.

DJL.

11/21/2006 11:30 AM  
Dashiell said...

Well, that "prosepctive" must look pretty stupid right now. If you still think O.J. is innocent after this latest (thankfully failed) stunt, your powers of self-delusion are pretty remarkable.

I also suppose that if someone murdered my son, didn't go to jail for it due to gross legal incompetence and functionally retarded jurors, then lost a wrongful death suit but refused to pay a single dime, all the while living a pretty comfortable lifestyle, yet still attempting to cash in by selling the grisly details of my son's death to lecherous media types ... I'd be pretty vindictive, too.

11/21/2006 12:41 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home