Let's See How Long It Takes Them To Screw This Up

Congratulations, America. To be completely fair, it's only been about three years since it was completely obvious that Republicans had no idea what they were doing. (Or more precisely, knew exactly what they were doing, and it wasn't helping you.) Anyone who was paying attention should have figured it out a decade ago, but whatever. It happens. Tons of harm, no foul.

Congratulations to the Democrats too, for somehow not blowing your third straight election against the most arrogant, incompetent, and corrupt regime since the Tea Pot Dome Scandal. Sometimes all it takes is hitting rock bottom to get your non-existent message through. There's always 2008.

Yeah, it's great and all, but as The Wolf once said, "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."