Don't Cry, Movie Executives

So, inspired by Lindsay's "raping was another game of mine" post, I spent the better part of a week searching for old Mr. Show clips on YouTube. I managed to find the clip from the first episode I ever saw, and the one thing that caused me to laugh harder than I ever have at any time in life before or since. No, it wasn't the "taint" sketch, which runs a close second, but this one. Skip to the second half, and then you'll probably think I'm crazy, because you won't find it nearly as funny as I did. But the first time I saw Jay demonstrate what he did to the project, I was literally in doubled over and in tears. People just didn't do comedy like this back then. Now that I've both oversold and undersold the rug out from under you ...

I guess you had to be there. Here's the rest, just for the hell of it.