I'm Half The Fan I Used To Be
It's nice when your alma mater becomes a colossal joke, not just within the sports world, but to anyone who reads the biggest news site on the web.
By the way, this is the guy we hired to bring "respectability" back to the program. The school that we "stole" him away from is now ranked 8th. Did we also get the gift basket they sent?
Prediction for Saturday: We win by 2. Or we lose by 37. Either way, but there's no in-between.
Related: I've never been more depressed to see my favorite team make the playoffs. Oh, and I haven't a watched a single down of NFL football this year. Wanna guess why?
UPDATE: Are you fucking kidding me? So we don't have a single alumnus out there more worthy of a place of honor? Nobody associated with the university in any way did anything interesting this year? You're going to stick with the puppet? Good god, MSU. Why do you make it so hard to love you?
5 Comments:
You went to MSU? Jesus Christ; that really explains your little inferiority complex. You must have been beaten up quite often by all those drunken frat boys fresh in from a night of date raping and cow tipping. I hope for your sake that they at least used some K-Y once in a while.
What is your useless, unemployable degree? I'm guessing Madison. You're certainly wordy and self-important enough. Feel free to come over and mow my lawn sometime if you need a few bucks.
Go Blue.
Ms. W.
PS, What do U-M and MSU grads have in common? They both got into MSU.
My inferiority complex? I'm not the one who's bitter about being the poor man's Cornell. (State funding is so humiliating, isn't it?) Or that has to add more seats to my football stadium every time someone in Tennessee sets out a folding chair. You might as well change the name of your fight song to, "Seriously, We're Really Awesome! Please Love Us."
Our insane football coach (and our lousy marketing department) aside, I'm perfectly happy with my school's station. I don't need Tom Brady to win another Super Bowl so that I can feel good about spending all that tuition money.
P.S. Is that the same lawn that we grew for you in your stadium, but you couldn't seem take care of? Sure, I'll mow it and then you can feed me some crepes or something.
I actually went to Smith College for my BA and Carnegie Mellon for my MBA. Yes, no football powerhouses are they, but I know how much you Sparties loathe Michigan. Now go burn a couch, dear lil' Dash, and give the Spartan cry: "just wait 'til basketball season."
Ms. W.
Jesus Christ, the only thing worse than a Michigan alum is a Michigan fan who didn't even go to school there. Are you also still upset at A-Rod because your beloved Yankees lost? This conversation is over, you fucking poser.
Okay, I'm just catching up here (I've been away from the internet for weeks!) and I have to say...
You're a LIONS fan? I didn't know any of those EXISTED!
Go Pack Go!
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