Oh ... You're One Of Those Guys

Wow. I've been fixed up for a blog relationship. That's a lot of pressure. Does my hair look all right?

So I hate myself already for doing this, but I saw a girl today with a brand on her chest. Not Abercrombie or Polo; like a cattle brand. At first I thought it was some bizarre surgery scar, then I realized it was way too symmetrical and her shirt was strategically opened to show it off. I still wasn't 100% sure until she finally turned away from me and I noticed three little studs protruding from the back of her neck. (How do they even do that by the way? She's got metal rods embedded near her cerebral cortex. That can't be wise.) So she's into the whole "body modification" thing. That's cool ...

Not it's not! The woman branded herself! A tattoo can be altered or even removed. A piercing can be taken out. The woman has giant scar tissue protrouding from her chest, and she did it on purpose. I'm sorry if it makes me unhip for saying this, but that's fucked up.

P.S. Stupid Tigers.