Who Wants To Sex MutomboDashiell?

I am an Internet Superstar!! Don't believe me? Then step to this, bitches!

That's right, mofos! I have been selected out of literally millions of bloggers to talk out loud at the next WYSIWIG Talent Show in New York, New York, in the U.S. of Fuckin' A! You think just any Yahoo! gets this kind of treatment? Fuck no! This is only for The Best of the Best (Brakus stizz). The Top Guns. The Lords of Linkage. Somebody get Judith Reagan on the phone, because I am about to set it offfff!

Ladies! Form a line to my right for makeouts! Dudes! Form a line to my left for high fives!

If you want get in my posse while the gettin's good or just want to be able to tell your punk grandkids that you knew me before I was famous then you better recognize. Quick. September 27 is when it all goes down, so if you want to catch me and some other fly-ass blog pimps straight getting it done then start booking your hotel rooms. And when I blow up don't try to kick it to me later.

You know you want it.